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You Don't Know Dick

A Novel

Dick Starkey's a fifteen-year-old dreamer with a lot of talent and too much sex on the brain...

Wishing for the high-life of fame, fortune, and pretty girls - Dick quickly turns to the art of fashion photography, creating an alter ego, "Dick Starr."

Travel with him on a hilarious journey thru the late seventies - into the mid-eighties - when life was as easy as just going steady to get laid – to becoming a famous (or notorious?) photographer in Baltimore - in this dark, wacky, eye-opening look, at what happens when dreams really do come true.

Just be careful what you wish for... Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson